internet playground invasion

by the unoriginal

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lick NAND body pillows, junior size 09:09
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outsider anthem (banned from another discord server!!!) 05:11
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exposure (multiple senses?) 04:05
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IT'S COCKSLEEVE FILLING TIME (MEDIOCRE KID WANNABE REMIX) 04:32
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shooK 02:49
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league of depressed tomboys 03:32
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all these hours (more ad revenue NOW) 04:28
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fetish (worthless commodity) 06:00
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out of pastel, out of steam 04:24
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dead parrots 02:12
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about

the unoriginal was bored one day (even with their ongoing storm obsession) and caught sight of some meaningless internet drama revolving around some random kid who fucked up hard. the unoriginal decided to get involved and found themselves in a world of nearly-autistic teens and preteens who draw pastel furry things or whatever, often making animated pieces set to music for the feels or some other shitty reason. over the next few weeks, the unoriginal hid behind long-running persona(?) and began to shitpost hard and found the attention of some of the most prolific kids in this particular (sub?-)community and a few little stragglers too. kids were driven to self-harm by themselves, admins were scared and images were destroyed by the unoriginal's destructive filter scripts because it was 'art' or something. this album is, er, dedicated to that community. if any of you glittered plebs are reading this, fuck off. mail your genitalia to whatever cemetery is it that's holding jimmy savile's corpse and get out of my sight, you worthless cunts. also, this goes out to website designers everywhere: your mums will be shagged, even if they are corpses or don't exist. we will put images of their ugly mugs on cushions and stick our penises inside them being the degenerate arseholes we seem to want to be. i don't even know who 'we' are supposed to be but it sounds scary. move the fuck on or something, i can't be arsed to know what i'm on about.

this album is probably a nod to one of the most immature moments my recent life and i have numerous regrets about it (unlike when i wrote the original descriptions).

btw the hurricane track thing is pretty much a small list of the people and places i found myself crashing into.

credits

released October 15, 2017

credits? more like admissions of guilt. even more so after i got torn away from kids well after making the sequel to this shit

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btw everything i make is free to abuse

and yes, discogs fuckers, use the cases that i'm using for these excuses of releases fuck's sake

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